2011 Poem A Day Challenge - Day 15

For today's prompt, write a profile poem. When I think of a profile poem, I'm thinking of social media profiles. Personally, I have one for Twitter, LinkedIn, Facebook, and other sites like the Writer's Digest Community website. So you could write a poem that is your own profile, or that of another person (like what would Edgar Allan Poe or Emily Dickinson put in their Facebook profiles).

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Mid-way point. Everybody smoke em if you got em! Or drink em. Or Dig Em. The Sugar Smacks frog. Smack, smack, sugar smack. Give me a smack and I'll smack you back!

Alright, this one is a bit of a poser. I've already explored the concepts of dating/relationships and social networking a little bit, so when reading this challenge, I'm not sure how to do this without repeating myself. Or without exploring ground that has been tread upon before. When writing, I do think of the people who read this. I don't like the thought of my friends reading this, going "eh", and then clicking on something else. This has to move with a beat all it's own. So I'm going to need to find the right angle on this one...

Hmmm... beat... drums... 1 2 3 4...

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Have you gone to see my band?
We're the best in all the land!
Click here now!!!
Click here now!!!

See the girl in the short red skirt?
She's from your town and loves to flirt!
Click here now!!!
Click here now!!!

Now go try the latest online game
Click sparkling dots till you go insane
Click here now!!!
Click here now!!!

You like that game, well here's one better -
Try to unknit Grandma's sweater!
Click here now!!!
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You hear the latest about Obama?
Weezie Jefferson was his mama!
Click here now!!!
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Are you a tramp or high class whore?
Do you know you're credit score?
Click here now!!!
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You know that cereal you feed your kid?
It's made from termites, watch this vid!
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Shop online, you clueless dunce
I wore this bikini only once!
Click here now!!!
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Lose 30 pounds in just two weeks!
(Hope you don't mind anal leaks)
Click here now!!!
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Get insurance quotes round the clock!
It adds three inches to your cock!
Click here now!!!
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Shave your legs without the stubble!
Watch banned cartoons with Barney Rubble!
Click here now!!!
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There is no message or no passion
Just click on me cause I keep flashing
Click here now!!!
Click here now!!!

J.